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Lost in Pattaya

Suck my cock’ A ladyboy says to me as I walk out of my hotel. With a zombified stare in her eyes she takes my hand and oddly gropes her friends tit with it. I smile and make a gesture that I aint interested, this doesn’t stop her from keeping hold of my hand and walking down the street with me for a bit more though. I manage to shake her off and head down Soi 7 of Pattaya. A city seemingly made entirely of brothels and bars. Along the street I am deafened if not a bit overwhelmed by…

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Fetishes and fantasies I have known and loved

My celibacy continues. Not through choice but through circumstance I suppose. I did have a date during the time from when last I posted, a nice day out it was too. A few drinks in an ale pub, a walk through a food and drink festival on the Southbank, then a gig and what I suppose you’d call an after party with a couple of her friends who were both interesting and lovely people. It was certainly one of my more fun dates, however a few ‘how’s it going’ texts and email correspondents later and she quite abruptly shot me…

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My first threesome

A mate of mine said I should write a blog about my sexual experiences. Personally I think most of my sexual experiences are vulgar, depressing and depraved but I’m prepared to honestly recount my most memorable ones in full gory detail. So I thought I’d start with a humorous one I often like to think back on. Now I don’t know how many of you have had threesomes with your best friends before, but in my experience they have been the funniest sexual experiences I’ve ever had. Would you like to hear it? Ofcourse you fucking would. So on a…

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