Lost in Pattaya

Suck my cock’ A ladyboy says to me as I walk out of my hotel. With a zombified stare in her eyes she takes my hand and oddly gropes her friends tit with it. I smile and make a gesture that I aint interested, this doesn’t stop her from keeping hold of my hand and walking down the street with me for a bit more though. I manage to shake her off and head down Soi 7 of Pattaya. A city seemingly made entirely of brothels and bars. Along the street I am deafened if not a bit overwhelmed by…

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Paying For It….

When I was in my first year of university I was having a conversation with this one chap, I cant remember his name and I think he left after the first year. But anyway we was talking about birds and he was telling me about this bird he pulled one night after buying her shit loads of drinks, a takeaway and fronting the money for the cab home and then after all that he said the sex was shit. I suggested he should have saved the effort and spent all that money on a hooker instead. He got a bit…

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