Pervert’s Guide to Thailand

Whenever people ask me whether Thailand was anything I expected it to be, I always respond with the same couple of answers. The first being that I wasn’t expecting it to be so hot all the time. It only gets as cool as 25 degrees at night time – the average temperature being about 33 every single day. The second being that I always had an understanding that this country was renowned for it’s prostitution and willing ladies but I didn’t for a second think that every single town and in some cases villages I was to visit would have…

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Lost in Pattaya

Suck my cock’ A ladyboy says to me as I walk out of my hotel. With a zombified stare in her eyes she takes my hand and oddly gropes her friends tit with it. I smile and make a gesture that I aint interested, this doesn’t stop her from keeping hold of my hand and walking down the street with me for a bit more though. I manage to shake her off and head down Soi 7 of Pattaya. A city seemingly made entirely of brothels and bars. Along the street I am deafened if not a bit overwhelmed by…

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