Pervert’s Guide to Thailand

Whenever people ask me whether Thailand was anything I expected it to be, I always respond with the same couple of answers. The first being that I wasn’t expecting it to be so hot all the time. It only gets as cool as 25 degrees at night time – the average temperature being about 33 every single day. The second being that I always had an understanding that this country was renowned for it’s prostitution and willing ladies but I didn’t for a second think that every single town and in some cases villages I was to visit would have…

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Glastonbury 2013

It always takes me a week to gather up my thoughts on the annual Glastonbury festival and again this year has been no exception. It’s been a standard recovery, I’ve mainly been boshing valium and getting pissed. I spent an evening with a very lovely lady. I missed out on another dream job. Took a trip to Brighton to see a very dear friend and clear my head but spunked a load money in a strip club whilst there. I then cycled the near 60 miles home. It was a nice trip and a visit to see Michelle always clears…

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