Sex, Drugs and Out in the Open
The other day whilst thinking of content for this humble musing, I started to think over not just my successes but also my missed opportunities. Anyone who is successful at anything will probably give the same advice ‘always learn from your mistakes’. This is sound advice unless like me you are someone who makes his lion’s share of his mistakes whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. I also started to reflect on all my experiences of having sex in public places and have found an interesting correlation between blowing it with birds – being shit faced –…
Casual sex and the tale of the northern bird
Now that I am on my 3rd ‘confession’ as it were, I think its only fitting to convey a bit of my sexual history as well as also my feelings on casual sex. Now there’s 3 kinds of casual sex: the one night stand, the brief fling and the casual relationship. I’ll touch on casual relationships some other time but until then I’ll focus on the first two. I find that a fair amount of people I know run by the ethos of only having sex with someone who they really feel really emotionally attached with, and who will not…
Some girls are bigger then others
When I started to write this blog I began to reflect on the number of girls that I’ve had it off with. I’m still not sure but it’s between 15 and 20. The reason I cant remember the exact number is probably because I was either too drunk or totally uninspired by the experience, but also because the vast majority of it was totally meaningless. Having given it a good hard think though, I reckon I’m on 17. Judging that since the age of 19 I’ve averaged 4 birds a year, adding on the few scattered experiences before that leading…
My first threesome
A mate of mine said I should write a blog about my sexual experiences. Personally I think most of my sexual experiences are vulgar, depressing and depraved but I’m prepared to honestly recount my most memorable ones in full gory detail. So I thought I’d start with a humorous one I often like to think back on. Now I don’t know how many of you have had threesomes with your best friends before, but in my experience they have been the funniest sexual experiences I’ve ever had. Would you like to hear it? Ofcourse you fucking would. So on a…